Chortling man with your ridiculous suit, wipe the smile from your face
Your chat show is incredibly gaudy; your morals are a disgrace
Look at your-over shined shoes, your trousers intricately pressed
What has really slipped your mind, is the seriousness of this mess
I see you are losing patience; you crease and crinkle your brow
I can assure you, my lips are sealed as you try to brew a row
Look at your shimmering dancers, with their tiny sequined dresses
Revealing their busts, shiny shoes and immaculately styled tresses.
Clown of a man don’t shout at me, don’t grind your teeth and shun
It is all too late, I am beaten, you have already won
How dare you assume judge me, I’m an innocent man
It is slander to assume such things, you label me as a sham
I am not a liar, I am not a fraud.
I am stations above you sir, I am Jesus Christ the Lord